I’d suggest downloading this for yo mama, if she could read. =)
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Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Yomama is so stupid that when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon.
Yomama is so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.