"I thought he was barking for hunger and instead he wanted a ride to the park"
Here is the application that is revolutionizing the relationship between man and his best friend: the dog translator!
Talk to your dog and decipher its language.
An interpretation algorithm developed by Dr. Eatdog allows you to decode any breed of dog barking.
After months of experimentation, with the collaboration of dog lovers, breeders, audiophiles and a team of mimes was possible to map every yelp with a concept expressed in human language.
The application decodes barks, yelps, barking, whining, growling and whining flawlessly.
At the moment it is enabled to decode only the dogs, because cats, mice, pigs, and other wild or domestic animals use a different language.
The translation can be shared on all social networks, particularly Facebook, twitter and google+
It is recommended to bring the phone's microphone to the mouth of the puppy for an effective translation.
If your device is not waterproof wipe the screen licked by the puppy.
The start button must be pressed from the human master, as the nails of the dog's paws may scratch the display.
The translator does not recognize the human voice, but only the dog, so make sure you have an animal in the surrounding area before testing.
The translator does not interpret yelps in slang, it works better with educated dogs.
Once you have translated your dog you may want to go along with his demands without spoiling too much.
Please do not scold your dog if he admits some mischief. Remember that the dog is an animal very sincere and outspoken.
The application is suitable for adults and children, hunting dogs, herding, guard or police dogs.
Here is a list of sentences of my dog translated into human language:
This app sucks, word dog
They say that a dog year is equivalent to seven years in yours, but you is not that you take them so well, wow!
Last night I dreamed of flying, fun!
The next time I cook the meatballs in curry?
Teach me to do research on Dogle?
We could hire a chef in this house?
The kennel may change from time to time, eh!
Why I do not wear underpants?
You make me feel video games?
I'm going through a midlife crisis
Do not get pissed off but I did the poop behind the chair
Do not get pissed off but sometimes I pee in plants
Let's challenge of farts?
I do farts silent, you want to hear?
I hate so much the veterinarian
When we go skiing? I love the snow!
Lately I have too many thoughts in my head
I would like to make friends with a Dalmatian
Do you think I have a silly face?
Today we do not feel much, clean my ears
I'm so homesick when I was a puppy :-(
I have a bit too far ahead, sweat like a camel
Why do not we also have a cat at home?
I wanted to make just a fart instead I shit under :-(
I would like to try the sushi, it is very fine
Enough pampering, Throw a sausage
Growing up I'm getting wise
But you're always with this phone in your hand?
